Have you ever read the Bible?

Here are some parts they may have skipped in your Sunday School, eh.

http://nobeliefs.com/DarkBible/DarkBibleContents.htm

PASSING WIND: "Wherefore my bowels shall sound like a harp for Moab, and mine inward parts for Kirharesh." (Isaiah 16:11)

WARNING! RATED X!

"Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of stallions." (Ezekiel 23: 21]

(FROM PATACT84)